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internetexplorers:

im allowed to call myself ugly but you are not allowed to agree with me 

I’m allowed to call myself dumb/stupid/an idiot but you are not allowed to agree with me

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cleromancy:

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

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mayordog:

mayordog:

mayordog:

when u rompin around with ya pot

when u romp too hard and get ya head stuck in the pot 

when ya hubris is ya downfall and there is no release 

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suzerainofthestars:

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hushthenoise:

witdiseased:

I love that whenever a chef on Cutthroat calls something “deconstructed” the judge knows something has gone horribly horribly wrong.

Code words to look out for:

Deconstructed - “Someone stole a crucial ingredient or I just plain forgot to get it in the pantry.”

My [insert matriarchal family member’s] recipe - “This is nothing like what it’s supposed to taste like I’m so sorry”

Truffle oil - “I’m an idiot with no taste buds”

Chili sauce - “I’m an idiot with dead taste buds and think Sriracha gives it authentic Mexican/Asian flavor”

Perfectly - “I might as well go home right now.”

My real competition is [insert male competitors while overlooking female competitors] - “I’m an asshole about to get his ass handed to him by a woman.”

[Ethnicity]-inspired: “I’ll just dump a bunch of Sriracha in it and call it a day then wonder why the Mexican chef beat me in an enchiladas round.”

Fun Fact! On his recent Eat Your Science tour, Alton told a story about how Sriracha is BANNED from Cutthroat Kitchen because a chef used in in a dessert described as “drizzled with a white chocolate sriracha glaze.”

Oh god there is so much wrong with that

Do you remember the episode where a chef just straight up squirted it all over his dish straight from the bottle? I was shouting at my tv it was so embarrassing

“My real competition is [insert male competitors while overlooking female competitors]” - *is assessing the situation rapidly to figure out what the fuck is going on and has decided that yes, in fact, of the male competitors IS their real competition.*
Just because the woman chef didn’t make the top slot in their fucking bingo book based on first impressions doesn’t make them an asshole or sexist. The competitors are all on fairly equal ground in order to be on the damn show and they don’t know jack shite about each other to begin with. Or maybe they do and this person knows the other dude from experience. Who fucking knows. Fuck off.

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michaelmyclifford:

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jebsrifle:

freekahzoid:

1.7 million ppl are single

1.8 million

1.9 million

2 million

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selizzie:

vertex-the-pony:

balladoftarby:

dnotive:

Go ahead. Do your worst.

this is either gonna be a terrible decision on my part or nothing’s gonna happen haha

I’ll only post the successful ones.

Please do I need to feel wanted right now even if I’m not

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neoliberalismkills:

reblog if women with swords

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